Dear Husband, Dear Son, Dear Four Legged Children, this is my new Hexagon Pillow which has taken me at least 6 months to make . I made it all by hand except the final construction.
It is NOT to be used for pillow fights or putting your smelly heads on. No dribbling is to be allowed near it and definitely no scratching it and turning circles on it until you find the right spot on it to sleep.
Anyone caught transgressing these rules will DIE !!! ( insert evil chuckle here !! )